Slacker Generation


If I ever had girls over, I hope this is how it would go.



tmason:

thedrunkenmoogle:

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum
1/2 shot your favorite fruity liquor (Parrot Bay sounds nice)
1/2 a glass of Hawaiian Punch

Directions: Pour the 151 Proof Rum and the fruity liquor into a shot glass and fill half of a larger glass with Hawaiian Punch.  Light the shot on fire and yell “FALCON… PUNCH!”  Then, drop the shot into the glass with the punch and drink it all at once.  After the drink has been finished, point at someone and say “show me your moves!”  The person must then show you a move, dance or otherwise, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.”

(Drink and photo submitted by follower ThiswillidentifyThanks for the awesome drink!)

Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

This is now my favorite tumblr.

…oh…my…god.



dbsw:

Steam Punk Speeder Bike | by Bjorn Hurri

Oh, fuckin’ A.


You can't take the sky from me.

  • Brad: Let's go to space
  • Clint: Only if we call our boat "Serenity".
  • Clint: And are big damn heros.
  • Brad: We're always big damn heroes


hello-zombie:

Jayne from Firefly in LEGO!

via

BIG LEGO HEROS


  • Fat: Man, I don't feel like fireing up the laptop
  • Fat: I need some motivation.
  • Me: Your porn collection?
  • Fat: ...fucking sold.
Via No One Has Any Ideas
http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/0003-ibeforee.htm

This girl is hard.




The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne.




josho:

cat-go-boom:

Romantically Apocalyptic by =alexiuss on deviantART

An engaging ongoing comic series that brings out the best in morbid humour. Trust me, this is very entertaining, and the mixture of digital art and photo manipulation is something very nice on the eyes.

Click the image for other pages!

I love this so much.

One of the best online comics in recent memory. It’s visually amazing, funny as all hell and did I already say visually outstanding?! ‘CAUSE THIS THING IS BEAUTIFUL.



iali-linna:

JD Salinger passed away today.  About five minutes after reading this I realized all my favorite authors are now dead.

As another great writer once wrote, so it goes.

With Love & Squalor,

Amanda

(photo via)

And, so it goes…


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To Tumblr, Love Metalab